dirk
bonked 21 Jan 2025 11:49 +0000
original: BrianJopek@mastodon.world
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Dirk Nederveen: Christian, husband, father of 3, software engineer (continuous delivery flavour), imported Grunneger, speaks Dutch and English.
Official maintainer of the unofficial Honkédex: https://git.ndrvn.nl/dirk/honkers-registry/
dirk
bonked 21 Jan 2025 11:49 +0000
original: BrianJopek@mastodon.world
dirk
bonked 21 Jan 2025 11:49 +0000
original: xkcdbot@indieweb.social
3040. Chemical Formulas
title text: Can you pass the nackle? (https://xkcd.com/3040)3040. Chemical Formulas
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3040)
dirk
bonked 20 Jan 2025 12:28 +0000
original: sjvn@mastodon.social
He's not wrong.
dirk
bonked 18 Jan 2025 13:22 +0000
original: kasiandra@chaos.social
5 Stars Cron Job. Would Run Again.
dirk
bonked 18 Jan 2025 05:32 +0000
original: bmac@jawns.club
I do not like this new A.I.
Its nonsense answers make me sigh
I do not want to hear its tale
I do not want it in my mail
I do not want it a-la-mode
I do not want it in my code
I do not want it with a scone
I do not want it in my phone
I do not want it as my chef
Not even in a PDF
I do like this new A.I.
This is the truth I won't deny
dirk
honked back 17 Jan 2025 13:06 +0000
in reply to: https://fosstodon.org/users/mahryekuh/statuses/113843113450270489
@mahryekuh I would go as far as saying code units (i.e. functions) should be separated by ASCII 0x1D, and overloads should be separated by 0x1E (e.g. different cases in Haskell-style FP languages) And all code should be saved on-disk as AST representations, with smudge/clean filters for formatting to 'readable' code in worktrees, but I'll go back to the couch, lie down for a bit and have fever dreams about a better world…
dirk
honked back 17 Jan 2025 06:57 +0000
in reply to: https://fosstodon.org/users/mahryekuh/statuses/113839974324115260
@mahryekuh I am so happy I'm not the only person in town holding that ~~opinion~~ fact as opinion. In work code I choose not to bother and let colleagues have their joy in silly things like spaces for indentation. In all situations: CI-enforced code formatters, with any ambiguities resolved by nerf battle. When need arises, update formatter config and re-format ALL THE THINGS (and put the commit ID in
blame.ignoreRevsFile
)
dirk
bonked 17 Jan 2025 05:01 +0000
original: vampirdaddy@chaos.social
@cjust With debt you exactly know when you will have to pay, and how expensive it will be. With "technical debt" you know neither. You just took the risk for a short-term benefit.
Explaining to bankers:
it's not technical debt - it's an unhedged call option.
dirk
bonked 15 Jan 2025 19:06 +0000
original: tedu@honk.tedunangst.com
HN yearns for the banking stability of the 1800s.
dirk
honked back 15 Jan 2025 19:05 +0000
in reply to: https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/v59h2kXg7g4rNhXp9g
@tedu The orange site also yearns for the English aristocracy of the 1800s. And Gene Roddenberry's anarcho-socialist utopia